ANDRAIA: AndrAIa's Log: Game date; Unknown. We've entered a new system with the hope of finding Mainframe. Once again: Failure. With each passing system Matrix grows more despondent. I fear if we don't find Mainframe soon, he'll give up all hope of ever finding home. AndrAIa out<
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ANDRAIA: Bring it on!
ANDRAIA: Hey bits for brains! How many CPU's does it take to catch one sprite!?
ANDRAIA: Uh, Oh. The welcoming commitee! Don't I feel special!
ANDRAIA: Ah! But now you have a secret weapon. Something they aren't expecting. Something that can't be stopped!
CAPTAIN CAPACITATOR: And what would that be?
MATRIX: Me!
ANDRAIA: I'm AndrAIa. And this is Enzo.
MATRIX: Matrix. Call me Matrix.
BINOME: We're Doomed.
BINOME SPY: Ah. Roger Mothership. The Monkey's are restless, and my dog has fleas. Over.
BINOME SPY: Roger your emenceness. If you can't stand the heat, go to the dentist, and get it fixed. Over.
BOB: Stay frosty.
BOB: Don't you just hate me!
BOB: I think it's time to make this voyage unprofitable...hehehe
BOB:What's the deal with 7? Why's everybody afraid of him?
BINOME: Because 7 8 9!
CAPTAIN CAPACITATOR: Daah. Blasted lock of codes!
MATRIX: My turn.
DOT: Don't ever leave me again!
BOB: I promise!
USER: Game over.
DOT: Here it goes. Get ready!
USER: User Wins.
DOT: Enzo. no. NOOOO!
MEGABYTE:*laughing*
ENZO: Basic! I know you are! But what am I!?
ENZO: Alright guys. Remember, the password is Bellybutton. And no girls allowed!
DOT: (Be careful in)...the game, but-
ENZO: Dot! You still don't think I can do it!
DOT: I think you've earned your chance. But I want you to train. If your ever going to be as good as Bob...
ENZO: Sis. If he's out there, I'll find him. I promise. I'll bring Bob home.
[Unknown sound]
HACK: I cannot do this. It is bad.
SLASH: What do you think you're doing?
HACK: I am saing the little fellow, from what to me seems like certain death.
SLASH: Yes, that's right. And we're supposed to be that certain death!
HACK: Go little fellow. Run. Be free.
SLASH: Doh. Doh. Ah. Oh. He got me!
HACK: Ah yeah. He got me too!
SLASH: Yeah, well he got me more!
HACK: Yeah, but look at this I won't heal now.
SLASH: Oh. I'm sinking fast!
HACK: Hold me.
HACK: Hey she touched me!
SLASH: Hubba hubba!
HEXIDECIMAL: I was afraid you had left. ... Shall we...dance!
HEXIDECIMAL: *laughing* Oh isn't this rich! Arn't we a pair! Now it is the Jailer who is Jailed!
HEXIDECIMAL: Ahh! *laughing*
MEGABYTE: How dare you find this amusing.
HEXIDECIMAL: Oh, I was just picturing what I will do to you once I am free of your little toy. And you have no idea the power you tried to control! Chaos will always triumph over order! It is the way of things!
MEGABYTE: Enough!
JURY: Here comes the Judge. Here comes the Judge. Everybody knows that. Here comes the Judge. Here comes the Judge. Here comes the Judge. Everybody knows that. Here comes the Judge.
JUDGE/BOB: Silence in Court!
MATRIX: Maybe I didn't make myself clear. Get lost!
MATRIX: I gotta find number one. Maybe then, this'll all make sense. ...Uh. Could you pass me my legs!?
[BACKGROUND: Cheering]
MATRIX: We did it AndrAIa! We did it!
MATRIX: I thought you had somewhere else to be!
SURFR: Everybody has to be somewhere. I like it here.
MATRIX: Maybe I didn't make myself clear. Get Lost!
MEGABYTE: You'll never do it Bob. It's hopeless.
BOB: I...Don't believe...In the no win scenario!
MIKE: Wait! There's more! Two for the price of One!
MIKE: It slices, dices, cuts, copy, and paste, and even formats Jullian fries! But wait! There's more! Act now, and we'll ????? you the handy Largomatic, and absoloutly free! For only 99.99.99
MIKE: Tonight. Dr. Goldsmith versus the Shadow Monsters, part four. Only on bmmn. The bad monster Movie Network!
MIKE: And that's not all! Act now, or be plunged into total botomlessnesslessnesslessnesslessness...
MIKE: It's bucket'o'nothing! Surprise your friends. Amaze your family. Annoy perfect srangers! It's absolutly nothing! Free for only 99.99.99
MIKE: HEY! Is there room in this crowded show for a cameo by everyone's favorite talking television!?
EVERYONE: NO!
MIKE: Don't touch that dial! You're tuned to the commercial channel!
[CRASHING SOUNDS]
MIKE: At least he didn't use the garbage disposal!
MIKE: Lonely? Call me. On the Mainframe Party line! My name's Kay, and I'm waiting to hear from you! Now!
MIKE: *Singing*
MIKE: He slices! He dices! He makes Jullian fries! It's-
BOB: Mike!
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MOUSE: Ah. Ha. Thanks Sugar.
SURFR: What a way to go!
PHONG: Oh thank the User! We are saved!
PHONG: Do not worry. I have prepared something for just such an emergency.
BOB: You're prepared, for a giant monster made entirely of nulls, stomping around Mainframe!
PHONG: That is correct.
BOB: How do you plan for that?
PHONG: Ah. Lucky guess!?
PHONG: Registering a virus. The madness. Absolute, utter, madness.
HEXIDECIMAL: Ooh! Thank you Phong! Ah. Now where can I pin it?
PRINCESS BULA: You cute!
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